The SEO & AI-search agency for ecommerce
When someone asks ChatGPT what to buy, is it your product?
Deadpan Labs is an ecommerce growth agency. We build your brand, get your products recommended — by Google and by AI assistants like ChatGPT — and run the marketing that grows your store.
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02 / The instrument
Either the AI recommends your product — or it recommends your competitor’s.
We track it query by query: the questions your buyers actually ask, who gets named, who got your spot.
03 / The moat
Your whole store in one dashboard.
Every other agency sends you a report; our clients log into a dashboard that runs their store’s marketing and its operations.
Orders, inventory, payments, customers, campaigns and your AI-search number — one login, software we built ourselves, a tool your team runs, not a labor shop. Pricing in plain terms: a one-time build, a simple monthly license, add-ons when you want them.
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01 · Scoped build
We assemble the platform around your real stack, wire the connectors, and train your team to run it — scoped and quoted once, delivered against milestones.
02 · Seats
Priced per person, by what each person does: a light seat for the floor team, a standard seat for managers, a power seat for admins and execs.
03 · Packs
Bolt on what the business needs — growth, finance, intelligence, security — priced per workspace. Managed marketing attaches as its own retainer.
04 / The close
Your buyers ask AI.We make you the answer.
One conversation about your store — the channels, the tools, the gaps — is enough to scope the engagement.
One conversation · no deck · we read your store before we reply